"Scarlet Letter" →
Interviewer: What’s a ‘rumor’ that you found interesting recently?
Yunho: That the economy will get better
Changmin: That the ice in the North Pole will melt
Jaejoong: That Changmin has caught a cold
Yoochun: I’m not interested in them
Junsu: Beckham’s AC Milan
The story of Junko Furuta, the girl who went...
leonyisninjaa: Don’t read this if you can’t handle reading about violence. This is the story of Junko Furuta, a 17 year old girl who was held captive by 4 teenagers. DAY 1: November 22, 1988: Kidnapped Kept captive in house, and posed as one of boy’s girlfriend Raped (over 400 times in total) Forced to call her parents and tell them she had run away Starved and malnutritioned Fed...
Rofl @ the trend to rent amusement parks
Tim Kash: So what's the last "normal" thing you remember doing?
Bill/Tom: Hmm...um. *scratch heads*
Bill: I think that must've been like five years ago...
Tom: Hah, yeah.
Bill: Well, uhh we rented (asks in german: how do you say theme park?)...
Tom: A theme park.
Bill: Yes, we rented a theme park!
Georg: Yes. That is completely normal. Very normal.
I hate backtracking but I'll just kill myself if I...
Yoochun: I don't function well in the mornings.
Junsu: ... But it's night.
Yoochun: I don't function well at night either.
"Wow hyung," Changmin started, as he stared at... →
(via seolleim) ROFLMAOSH.
thedumpingground: onelastlove: HAHAHAHHAHAAH OMFG ROFLMAO. Another ONEW(POKE)MON ONE XDDD LMAO CHARMANDER JJONG?
Junsu: Dakanes Ai
Changmin: (imitating Junsu) Dakanes Ai
Yoochun: Darkness Eyes. You don't know and you go 'Dakanes Ai'
Changmin: (imitating Junsu) Dakanes Ai.
Junsu: Darkness Ai. In Korean...in Korean its Darkness... I don't know.
Yoochun, Changmin, Junsu: (laughs)
Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.– Yoda (via eletheowl) (via brokenmachine) (via mondayriot)
Fan: Oppa, Do you like Ahkey or Yoosu?
Junsu: I think all couples stink;
Fan: Whyy??!!!!! I think you two look cute, I read this fan fic and I totally fell in love with couples!!
Junsu: Fan fic?
Fan: Yes! Yoosu Fan Fics; You came out as such a great character!!
Junsu: Only read couples fan fics with me looking cool in it!
Fan: hey, wait; I thought you said you didn't like couples!
How do you spell fanservice?
Jaejoong: If white team win , i will give you all Yunho's kisses.
Changmin: If red team win I will give Junsu to you, we don't want him anymore.
Dos and Don'ts
Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
All of you should love me.– Kim Junsu (via proudofyourlove)
Junsu: Hyung! Why don’t you like pig tongues?
Jaejoong: Ah, they’re very dirty. They’ve been in the pig’s mouth!
Junsu: Then what do you like to eat?
After our first show, there was this feeling of ‘Wow! We’re stars...– Jung Yunho.